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Thank

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you.

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Do -do -do -do -do -do -do.

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Do -do -do -do -do -do.

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Uh, no, Denise isn't here yet. Her plane
gets in at 6 .30.

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Would you like to leave a message?

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Okay.

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I will tell my daughter that the big K
called. Yes, sir.

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Do you spell that K -A -Y or just K?

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All right.

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Yes, Denise's mother, the big M, will
tell her daughter, the little D, that

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called, Mr. K.

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Oh, ciao, babe, to you, too.

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Hey. Oh, Cliff.

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Yes, yes.

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Tulips, Denise's favorite flower.

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Well, listen, my daughter coming home,
spending a little time with us, bought

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some flowers, my college daughter.

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That's very sweet of you. Yes, and guess
what else?

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Check it out.

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Up in the attic,

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Her old teddy bear, remember?

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I found it and decided to have it
professionally cleaned and groomed. She

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going to love this, and I think I'm
going to qualify for parent of the year.

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You're going to have to get past me, Dr.
Dead. I am not going to be outdone. For

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homecoming dinner, Denise is having
spaghetti with meatballs with beans and

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franks on the side. Three different
kinds of garlic bread.

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Thank you.

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pizza appetizers, and for dessert, sushi
and french fries.

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I see. Now then, I am ready for the
Mother of the Century Award. Yes, you

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May I have a little taste of it? Oh, no,
sweetheart, because you see, this is

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for Denise, and this is for you.

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Oh,

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no sign of Denise yet?

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Nope. Oh, her taxi must have gotten
caught in traffic.

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Well, I sure wish she would hurry
because I want to eat and then I'm going

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take her down to Blue Note to see Clark
Terry.

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I thought we should go skate in
Rockefeller Center. She likes that.

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Are you kidding? We can do that and then
we can catch the midnight show at the

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Blue Note.

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Except if we do all that, we won't be
home before two in the morning.

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Hey, if you're going to be parent of the
century, then you better learn how to

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hang out.

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Partay!

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Hello. Hi. Hi. We're friends with
Denise.

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Oh, yes.

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You went to high school together.

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That's right. Oh, come in. Have a seat.

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Thanks. Denise told us you made her here
at 6 .30. Really?

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Well, as soon as Denise gets here, the
family was going to sit down and have

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dinner. Well, don't worry about us.
We've already eaten.

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Uh -huh.

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Close the door, please. Oh, hey, you
know, I remember you guys from high

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I was a sophomore when you were seniors.

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Yeah. I look a lot different now, don't
I?

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Not really.

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Come on, Dad, open the door.

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Who are you?

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I

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flew

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over to Holland and picked these for
you.

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Me, bargain, bargain. Guys, hold it!

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It's going to take us forever to catch
up while Denise is on that. I heard that

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Colette and Grace are going to be at the
Sioux Chow Gardens tonight. Let's go

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meet them later.

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I haven't been there since high school.

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Sioux Chow Gardens. I've been dreaming
about that place. Let's go now.

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Oh, Denise, wait. I made a big dinner
for us to have here.

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Spaghetti, meatballs, beans, and franks.

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Oh, you did. I didn't know, Mom.

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Okay, you guys are going to have to
count me out.

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Oh, I know. That would have been so much
fun.

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Denise, I could always save you some
spaghetti sauce. Honey, why don't you go

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with your friends, have a good time? Is
it all right with you?

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Yeah, more sauce for me. Well, not for
me. I'm having a big salad myself.

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But anyway, look, tomorrow night is
family night, all right? You don't spend

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time with us. Absolutely.

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Yeah. I'm going back out. Great.

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Hey, how did everybody do on their
midterms?

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No, Denise is not up yet.

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Alright, Rick, you are number 18.

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Alright, here you go, and your number?

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Fine. Thank you very much, Rick. Take
care of yourself.

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What?! This is Denise's answering
service, okay?

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I'm a father, okay?

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So don't wait for the beat. Now you got
something to say?

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Goodness gracious.

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Let's see, Steve. You were the fourth
person to call. Then you were the fifth

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person to call. Then you were the
eleventh person to call. Then you were

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fourteenth person to call, Steve.

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And now you are number nineteen, Steve.

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But I like you a lot, Steve. You know
why? Because you are polite, man. You

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yes, sir, no, sir. And you seem to be
smiling on the phone. Huh?

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You're calling from Florida?

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All these times you call?

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From... Were you in Florida every time?

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Really? What school are you in?

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Medical school?

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Oh, podiatrist?

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Ooh.

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Just stay right there, Steve. I'm going
up and wake up for you, all right?

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All right, now, if I hurt myself, you
take care of my feet for free?

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Bless you, Steve. I'm going now.

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Oh, my man, Steve.

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Hey!

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Denise? Denise?

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Denise?

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It is?

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Yes. Will you wake me up at 3 .30,
please?

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No, because there's nice young fellas on
the phone called all the way from

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Florida. Oh, it's not Steve, is it? The
one and only.

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Daddy, tell him I'm not here.

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No, I told him you were.

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Come on, Dad, say anything.

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Just get rid of him.

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No, this is my friend Steve.

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Dad, you don't understand what Steve is
like. No woman at home is safe with him.

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Guy's a motor mouth.

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Motor mouth?

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Yeah, if he goes out with you, no matter
what happens, he tells everyone he

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scored. Oh, well, then my man Steve has
moved from number 19 to zero.

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Hi, honey.

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Get up. Yeah. We've been waiting for you
all day.

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Yes, we're going shopping. I'm going to
this party tonight, and I need a new

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dress, and I want you to help me pick it
out. Oh, sounds like fun.

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Give me a few minutes to get ready.

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Shoot, I can't go. My friends made plans
for me. What plans?

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Well, they rented out this pizza parlor
in the village.

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A little welcome home party for me. They
even hired a band.

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Ooh, outrageous.

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Yeah. Well, so, honey, go with your
friends and have fun. We could pick out

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dress by ourselves. Are you sure?

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Sure. No problem.

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Okay. Vanessa, I promise I'll be back in
time to help you get ready, okay? Okay.

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I'd love that. Okay.

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Okay. Have fun. You too.

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Hey, man. Steve is taken care of. I just
moved his motor mouth to neutral.

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Thank you. Yeah.

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Now, who is Sam?

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Sam. When I woke you up over there, you
said, Oh, Sam. And I want to know why

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Sam is able to get in the bed and wake
you up.

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I don't know, Dad. Sam's just a friend.

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Yeah, well, how friendly a friend.

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Dad.

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Hey, I'll make sure for Samantha, okay?

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It's a girl in my dorm.

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Well, I want to see a picture of Sam.

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going to check for you, and I'm not
taking any messages.

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I don't know where she is.

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Oh, wait a minute, Larry.

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She just... No, she's... You know, some
of my children

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look so much alike that I thought I was
Denise, you know, but it really isn't

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Denise. So, you want to get... Okay,
I'll take a message.

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I don't know when she'll be back, huh?

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She's not coming back anymore. I just
remembered.

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She's... Well, no, you know what? I
think she may have gone off to get

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in Iceland. A fellow came by.

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Well, if she comes... Okay, where are
you?

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You're with David, and you guys are at
the Melrose restaurant. All right, well,

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I'll tell you... Wait, she just got
divorced, Larry.

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Hi.

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Sometimes my dad is just such a kidder.

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Look,

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I can't make dinner tonight. No, I'm
going to spend the day with my family.

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Yeah.

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How about brunch tomorrow?

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Okay, tell David I said hi.

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Tomorrow 11.

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Okay, bye -bye.

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I cannot believe that you're going to
give up an evening with David to spend

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evening with Daddy.

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I told all my friends that I haven't
spent any time with my family.

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Yes, yes, good, good.

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So they're all going to come over here
tonight.

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Well, that's all right with me.

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That's all right with me. We're going to
watch videos, and your mom can join us

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if you want. Hey, man, I'll take
anything.

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Yeah? Oh, yes, yes, indeed. What if one
of the movies is a cowboy movie?

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Could it be Six Guns to Glory starring
Colt Kirby?

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Definitely.

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I'll tell you what. You make out a list
of the videos you and your friends want

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to watch, and I'll go get them. Okay,
I'll do it right now. All right.

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Oh, there's six guys. It's a glory.

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Colt Kirby, you know, it's nice to have
you home.

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Colt Kirby said, throw down that box.

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I said, throw down...

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Hello, Daddy.

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What's the matter? You're not going to
the party in that dress.

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Because it's not a whole dress.

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Sure it is, Dad. This is the way I
bought it. You did not buy that dress

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way. You took that dress and then went
upstairs and did some tailoring to it.

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Dad, I didn't. You can ask Mom.

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Ask Mom?

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Your mother wouldn't even let you try on
a dress like that, let alone buy one.

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Dad, I'm telling you, just ask her.

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I'm going to catch you in the lie now,
Sporty.

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Claire!

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Are you? I'm not going to say a thing.
When your mother sees it, that's it.

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There it is right there.

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Oh, she's beautiful, isn't she?

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Denise helped her with her hair.

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I'm not talking about her hair. I'm
talking about the dress, dear.

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Yeah, isn't it fabulous?

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No, no, no. As soon as we saw that dress
in the store, I knew it was perfect for

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this party.

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Dear, the dress doesn't have any straps.

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So? Okay, obviously some people around
have lost their mind. You see, there's

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nothing around here. Now, this child
will start to do one of these dances,

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this dress is not going to hold her.

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Yeah. No, I'm very, very serious. She
starts bobbing up and down, and I don't

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think that this dress will contain her
abilities.

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Please. No, I'm serious.

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Jump up and down.

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No, I'm serious. Jump up and down. Oh,
come on. I'll just stop it now. No, I'm

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serious. Jump up and down. Come on.
Here.

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Claire. Please.

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Jump up and down.

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Jump up and down, Vanessa. That's right.

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Okay. How high?

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This high. Just jump up and down like
this. I'll be satisfied.

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Okay, now, you know, do it. Come on.
Come on. Come on. No, no, no. You know

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you all dance. You all like they do on
TV. Come on.

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Just wait one second. Now bend over and
touch your toes. Now that is enough.

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Vanessa, get your show. Come on. Thank
you, Mom. Well, do me one favor now.

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You stay there until she's had at least
three of those thing dances.

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I will.

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And if anything falls out, you put it
back in there and bring her right home.

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Hi, everybody.

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Hi, Pete. I would like you to meet my
friend, Gwen.

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Hi. Hi.

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She's just dropping me off, but I told
her she had to come in and meet my big

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sis. Is my little brother behaving
himself? Of course.

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Theo's a gentleman.

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Well, I gotta get going.

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Theo, I'll see you tomorrow night. You
got it.

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See you later, Gwen.

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So you didn't give Gwen your cold, did
you? No, I didn't, Denise.

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Well, little brother, you must have some
wicked mood.

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to have a good -looking girl like that
driving you around.

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He plays with the gas.

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Oh, the girl like Gwen. You don't run
out of gas.

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Denise, can I see you in the kitchen for
a second?

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Sure.

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Now.

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What's the matter?

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Denise, I'm hurt.

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What? What he said out there to me was
insulting and demeaning.

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What are you talking about? I was just
joking. You know, a little teasing from

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your sis.

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Yeah, but I don't like it. What do you
expect when I come home from college and

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my brother walks in with this love
goddess?

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Love goddess?

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Come on, she's gorgeous.

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Denise, I'll have you know I am not
going out with Gwen because of her

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Oh, you're not?

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No, I'm attracted to her inner beauty.

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She happens to be an outstanding human
being and very intelligent.

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You know, she's going to major in
physics at Duke.

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Well, I'm impressed, but...

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Physics aside, Theo, you've got to
admit, she is good -looking.

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So what?

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I mean, can I be involved in a
relationship that's based on mutual

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emotional maturity?

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You see, that's what I have with Gwen.
We care for each other as people.

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I'm sorry.

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Okay, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.
I guess I was just talking to you like

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you were the old Theo I used to know.

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Well, maybe I've changed since you've
been gone.

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I guess you have.

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But come on, tell me the truth. There's
got to be an ounce of you that's just

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slightly physically attracted to her.

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Well, a little bit. But I try not to let
that part mess with my mind. Oh, good.

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I'd like to meet someone with that
attitude.

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Well, I wish you luck, because there's
not that many of us around.

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I know.

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Just let me stop it. Throw down that
box. This was the first question that

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ever said that line. Throw down that
box.

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Now, Stubbles McGee, he was the first
cowboy to do what would be called

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intellectual pictures. And he he did a
line which was throw down that

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trunk, if you will.

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See, now, his movies were really, like,
intellectual things, but Throw Down the

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Box was some mean stuff. And that's
another part, huh? Let's save the best

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last, huh?

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Okay, well, what do you want to watch
now?

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Let's watch Brains on the Table. Yeah.

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Brains on... I don't understand Brains
on the Table.

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Davey Herbeck is a scream.

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This is the funniest concert film I've
ever seen.

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He's very hip.

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Davey Herbeck.

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Mm -hmm. Mom!

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That's Davey Herbert there. He's the
screen. And you're going to be hip when

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finish watching this.

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It's the mechanical maniac himself,
Dangerous Davey Herbert!

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Thank you.

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Thank you, androids.

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Oh, I'm losing my mind!

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Hey, engineers.

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See what I have up here? It's my little
toy train set.

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Who wants to hear it go choo -choo?

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The noise is destroying my brain cells.

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Okay, Mr. Train, I'd like you to say
hello to a good friend, Mr.

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Sledgehammer.

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I'm losing my mind. I'm losing my mind.
I'm losing my mind.

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back to the video store dad i'm losing
my mind that's just the reason

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why i'm taking him back to the video
store don't you all have something else

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better to do we're waiting for denise to
come home yeah we've hardly seen her

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all weekend well no one has really you
know and she better be back here shortly

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because her ride is coming in another
five minutes hi everybody

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He's just come through here. I don't
know what it was, dear. The door opened,

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and then it closed, and something was
mumbling, and there was some hair flying

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this way.

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Oh, that's a shame.

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It's almost time for her to leave. We
didn't have a chance to sit down and

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with her or anything.

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Hey, what's wrong with Denise? She
almost knocked me down in the hallway.

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Her ride is coming in a minute. She's in
a hurry. She was hardly at home.

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I think that since she didn't have
enough time to really visit with us,

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should not have enough time to say
goodbye to her.

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Yeah. That's a good idea, Dan.

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Come on, when Denise comes downstairs,
no matter what she does, don't anybody

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pay her any attention.

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I'm going to meet Jamie outside to save
some time.

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Too busy.

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Vanessa? Not now, Denise. Have a good
hand.

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Theo, come on.

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Hey, Denise, I'll catch you next time
around.

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Mom, what's going on here?

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Honey, please. I'm trying to balance my
checkbook.

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I'm going away to college.

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So have a nice trip.

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He's in the kitchen.

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Dad!

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Denise is leaving!

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See you later, homie!

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Mom, I'm your daughter, remember?

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Come on, you guys, I'm your sister. I
grew up in this house with you for 18

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years.

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I go away to college.

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Months at a time.

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How can you treat me like this? Honey,
please, keep it down.

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Oh, I know what's going on here. You
guys are pulling a little trick on me,

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right?

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show is taped before a studio audience.